Is it just me? I start feeling bad for these poor bastards that apparently watch too many YouTube tutorials. Game starts, my top 3 cards splash all 99s (they don't see I have 10 more 99s not showing). I can just see them adjusting the little headset thinking "alright let's do this" LMAO.
I wait to see if they onside kick.
They line up on Defense....fucking 6-1 you don't say. My eyes glaze over and I know it's over. To make it better they are usering the MLB acting like a damn crackhead. 🤦♂️ I just adjust and proceed towards a death of a thousand cuts. That's right folks there are more plays than mesh crosses and 45 yard bombs to the sideline.
Alright they get the ball aaaand it's either a 3TE set or3WR sometimes the old double TE. Anyway, my eyes glaze over and I know...it's over. Make my adjustments...not out of 6-1 Crazy I know. 🤪 I might even let them score just to keep them in the game longer and to see the strategy.
Either way it's the same game. I score, they score, I score, then turn up the heat..pick, they quit.
But I am starting to feel bad for these goofball players. They are playing checkers and I am playing chess. Better yet they are playing a video game instructed by some "Do this now" video and I am playing football.
I have actually been letting some of these poor bastards win. Just because I feel bad for them. Anyone else have this experience? Beating them by 20 don't help they more often than not just give up and quit. They just run back to YouTube for "the new meta!!" Helping coach them don't help they just think they are absolutely badass and talk trash. So what is the point any more?