I stopped at the gas station to grab a Monster Energy®™, and as I was pulling up, I noticed 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking a cigarette while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, is this lady is stupid, crazy, or both? Especially with the police standing RIGHT there! But you know me, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my water, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I'm like...nah. I looked outside. Why this lady arm on FIRE!!
Not smoke. FIRE fire! Whole forearm looking like a BBQ pit on a Sunday. And she out there windmilling it, running in circles, screaming like she was trying to return it to sender. I’ve never seen somebody refuse a situation that hard.
So now everybody running outside. I’m standing there with my little Poland Spring like… Lord.
When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?? And being nosey as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for...He looked at me, dead in my soul, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
