The Sweatiest Win

Incessant Mid-Blitzes, and he'd back off them when I burned him, but it was always his most effective defense. It was a five-possession game, barring his final failed kick return attempt with four seconds left after I went up 15-14 on a two-point conversion (he went 1-2 on his attempts).

I was never going to stop him on offense. Just stupid physics-defying nonsense with the speed boost. My W simply came down to not getting terrible RNG on top of all the glitchy offensive line penetrations he got even when I was having to keep six and seven in to block. Not that I didn't get bad RNG, but I never got it two plays in a row.

All of this just to get to 4-2 on the Event. My opponent was absolute trash when it came to strategy and tactics, but he knew the glitches. It just shouldn't be so hard to get a win when the opponent's best ability is being Usain Bolt. But there are people out there that think this is OK. Just makes me shake my head. Life is easy when you're a cheater, but every once-in-a-while, the cheaters get what they deserve. If only an L Without Honor cost a soul more than a simple L.

phatalerror said:

Incessant Mid-Blitzes, and he'd back off them when I burned him, but it was always his most effective defense. It was a five-possession game, barring his final failed kick return attempt with four seconds left after I went up 15-14 on a two-point conversion (he went 1-2 on his attempts).

I was never going to stop him on offense. Just stupid physics-defying nonsense with the speed boost. My W simply came down to not getting terrible RNG on top of all the glitchy offensive line penetrations he got even when I was having to keep six and seven in to block. Not that I didn't get bad RNG, but I never got it two plays in a row.

All of this just to get to 4-2 on the Event. My opponent was absolute trash when it came to strategy and tactics, but he knew the glitches. It just shouldn't be so hard to get a win when the opponent's best ability is being Usain Bolt. But there are people out there that think this is OK. Just makes me shake my head. Life is easy when you're a cheater, but every once-in-a-while, the cheaters get what they deserve. If only an L Without Honor cost a soul more than a simple L.

Seriously you need to chill out on the RNG and glitch bs. If you used the time you spend on talking about RNG and glitches to actually learn how to stop specific stuff that you always complain about you would be one hell of a madden player. 

I’m so tired of hearing you complain about glitch this and glitch that and RNG was bad this game.

droblunts313 said:

Seriously you need to chill out on the RNG and glitch bs. If you used the time you spend on talking about RNG and glitches to actually learn how to stop specific stuff that you always complain about you would be one hell of a madden player. 

I’m so tired of hearing you complain about glitch this and glitch that and RNG was bad this game.

I'm tired of hearing you complain about my complaints about glitch this and glitch that and RNG was bad this game. We understand each other.

Just don't read. I mean, since we don't have a mute feature, that's what I've had to learn to do when I had nothing to add to the discussion.

Or maybe that's hard for you, because my posts confront what is at the essence of your illegitimate W's.

There is a difference between rng and glitches. But there is definitely some in the game.

phatalerror said:

I'm tired of hearing you complain about my complaints about glitch this and glitch that and RNG was bad this game. We understand each other.

Just don't read. I mean, since we don't have a mute feature, that's what I've had to learn to do when I had nothing to add to the discussion.

Or maybe that's hard for you, because my posts confront what is at the essence of your illegitimate W's.

Your posts don’t confront anything. My wins are legitimate because I learn from my mistakes and get better everyday. The quicker you realize that we are playing a video game the quicker you will become better at this game. You obviously like this game enough to continue playing it, how about you stop complaining like a child and put your big boy pants on and learn how to beat whatever you’re so mad about. Nothing you say on this site will change anything about the game. I’m not saying it’s right but that’s reality. Stop being so negative and just play the game or find a different one.

droblunts313 said:

Your posts don’t confront anything. My wins are legitimate because I learn from my mistakes and get better everyday. The quicker you realize that we are playing a video game the quicker you will become better at this game. You obviously like this game enough to continue playing it, how about you stop complaining like a child and put your big boy pants on and learn how to beat whatever you’re so mad about. Nothing you say on this site will change anything about the game. I’m not saying it’s right but that’s reality. Stop being so negative and just play the game or find a different one.

To you, learning to cheat to make an unfair fight fair is ethical. You lost me there.

We're done, man. I will continue to call out cheating for what it is. Think whatever you want about the game, about yourself, about me... that's how it's going to be. It's my integrity vs. your lack thereof. Own it with pride.

phatalerror said:

To you, learning to cheat to make an unfair fight fair is ethical. You lost me there.

We're done, man. I will continue to call out cheating for what it is. Think whatever you want about the game, about yourself, about me... that's how it's going to be. It's my integrity vs. your lack thereof. Own it with pride.

The sheep were out tonight. I played  12 games tonight. I won half somehow. Every single game was the same BS. Switch space crap. Some youtube knuckle head must have been teaching that this week.

Buccs4047 said:

The sheep were out tonight. I played  12 games tonight. I won half somehow. Every single game was the same BS. Switch space crap. Some youtube knuckle head must have been teaching that this week.

They may have been people of integrity once, but they let themselves be corrupted. I prefer to be a bulwark against that nonsense.

phatalerror said:

To you, learning to cheat to make an unfair fight fair is ethical. You lost me there.

We're done, man. I will continue to call out cheating for what it is. Think whatever you want about the game, about yourself, about me... that's how it's going to be. It's my integrity vs. your lack thereof. Own it with pride.

You’re delusional. Who’s cheating? Running specific plays, using certain blitzes, scum kicking, blocking kicks and speed boosting is not cheating. You’re literally just making stuff up in your head. Please tell me how any of that is cheating. 

You’re acting like people are using a formation with 12 players on the field. We’re playing a video game in 2026. I honestly think things could be worse.

droblunts313 said:

You’re delusional. Who’s cheating? Running specific plays, using certain blitzes, scum kicking, blocking kicks and speed boosting is not cheating. You’re literally just making stuff up in your head. Please tell me how any of that is cheating. 

You’re acting like people are using a formation with 12 players on the field. We’re playing a video game in 2026. I honestly think things could be worse.

Is all you do cause arguments?

Haven’t seen a single post of you doing otherwise.

all ima say is if you cant beat em (ik u just did but thats besides the point), join em

you are putting yourself at a disadvantage by not capitalizing on how badly this game is made

RavensFlockLetsFly said:

all ima say is if you cant beat em (ik u just did but thats besides the point), join em

you are putting yourself at a disadvantage by not capitalizing on how badly this game is made

I agree that I am disadvantaged. The problem is that the community didn't choose to live with disadvantage. Many have gone completely Dark Side on this. Others return toxicity with toxicity. But it's hard to be good at toxic unless you practice toxic. Where should anyone draw the line?

I hold EA solely responsible for breaking functional mechanics and introducing new mechanics that were broken out of the gate. It doesn't mean the users have to choose to exploit. The problem is that they do. Some quit altogether because the users are so toxic in the way they play.

Seeing people justify toxicity because being toxic is essential to winning has to be the daftest argument I've seen explicitly made anywhere ever. And there was a time people would be publicly shamed for this. But apparently this community is this far gone that they wink at it, and accept cheating as a necessary response to cheating.

Real footage from insides this guy's bedroom in his moms house.

https://x.com/i/status/2013138153457016990

swatthatdot said:

Real footage from insides this guy's bedroom in his moms house.

https://x.com/i/status/2013138153457016990

Seen it before. Still not particularly funny. And completely ignores the points made.