Man, it’s rough out there in Madden squad matches! Every game, I get stuck with a teammate rocking a low overall, while the other side’s got dudes with juiced-up rosters hunting my 99 defense like it’s a Black Friday sale. I’m out there trying to hold the line, but it’s like EA Sports waved a magic wand and said, “Let’s make my life a glitchy nightmare.” I swear, this matchmaking’s got some EA witchcraft cooked up—maybe they’re brewing potions in the server room to keep me on my toes!
