(From mut gg twitter) You have TEN CENTS to build an offense. Who are you taking?

https://twitter.com/MUTdotGG/status/1592255595281002497?s=20&t=etgJVV9zqC05fl7lIRgHyA

I'm taking the following:

-Rashod Bateman.  Because he will get injured and I can blame injury for when my team stinks.

-Jameis Wiston.  Funniest player in NFL history.  We will lose every game but we will have some laughs along the way.

-Austin Hooper.  He might get a touchdown!  Good luck predicting when it'll be, but he shows up every six weeks or so!

-Tyrion Davis-Price.  This dude doesn't even have card art.  He can remain anonymous when he goes out in public, which is good when you lose every game.

😂

mitchell trubisky - obvious pick here, hes insanely good, i mean bad, i mean good, i mean

gary brightwell - hes too bright not to pick

jalen reagor - hes the best wr in the nfl with the best hands

austin hooper - made 2 pro bowls, now he takes up 2 spots on the bench

Titty Kisser Mitch
White
Reagor
Kmet

Im going to take two Qbs and two TE because why not.

Mitch-  he will play amazing for two quarters, what two quarters those will be no one knows but he will look like an all pro.  Then the other two quarters he will look like he does not belong on a high school football field with bad reads and  bad throws.  

Jameis-  He is just there to serve up crab legs to his team mates.  Maybe he could get his good two quarter of play in when Mitch is taking his two quarters off.

Hopper-  starting in 2016 he was a regular on my fantasy football team.   Only to be cut, have a breakout game and have me pick him back up again, only to disappear from fantasty relevance again.

Kmet-  He is the king of interviews after a Bears loss.  He always makes it seem like they played a great game but the team just could not put it togehter at the end of a heartbreaking loss.  He is also the king of 3 recieptions for 15 total yard games on like 10 targets.

DaveSenior said:

https://twitter.com/MUTdotGG/status/1592255595281002497?s=20&t=etgJVV9zqC05fl7lIRgHyA

I'm taking the following:

-Rashod Bateman.  Because he will get injured and I can blame injury for when my team stinks.

-Jameis Wiston.  Funniest player in NFL history.  We will lose every game but we will have some laughs along the way.

-Austin Hooper.  He might get a touchdown!  Good luck predicting when it'll be, but he shows up every six weeks or so!

-Tyrion Davis-Price.  This dude doesn't even have card art.  He can remain anonymous when he goes out in public, which is good when you lose every game.

You win the forums today, for so many reasons.  Well done!

I’m choosing all the 1 cent options. 

I’d like to save the other $0.06 for future penny stock investments.